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TRY NOT TO LAUGH OR SMILE!!!

I'm not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone. lol


Guys...That girl who refused to show me her breast in school..she is now feeding her baby in a bus next to me.
God Is great..  

That Awkward moment......... When u are laffin so hard with ur crush.... Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose..  
FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL  

Android fones can be so annoying. how do I explain it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?


IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is this...... will I be able to hear angel Michael testing the trumpet two days before rapture??.

#troublemaking is when you are in a canoe in
the middle of a river, and you now start
singing "Mami water power, powerless
power..."


When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn't Done.
"Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week"

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