Joke of the Day

#1 Let Us Pee

A man who bed wets went to see a psychiatrist...
PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede
your bed-wetting?
MAN: Yes.
PSYCHIATRIST: Tell me how it happens.
MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep
and says, "Hey... Let us pee". Then, I wake up to
see the bed wet with my urine.
PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the
demon comes tonight and tells you "let us pee",
just reply him that you have already peed.
The man left and returned the following day with
tears streaming down his face.
PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my
therapy work?
MAN: You have worsened my case!
PSYCHIATRIST: What? How?
MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd
already peed. Then he said, "OK, let us shιt!
😂😂😂😂😂
#2 Agric Science class"
Teacher, asked: "what are some of the benefits we derive from poultry production ?
Bright : The birds are sold to generate income (money).
Teacher: Brilliant ... Who else can give us another benefit? Oheneba Appiah: The meat of the birds serve as food.... Teacher: Very good, yees...another benefit?
Kofi : Sir, wo bεtumi de ne kosua no abɔdua.
Teacher: Aboafunu' wobεtumi de abɔ dadeε; get out of my class and join your father at the shrine.. Fool..!!😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅